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Before any individual can be licensed to drive a hackney Carriage he has to pass a test demonstrating that he or she has a full and thorough grasp of The Knowledge - an incredibly detailed mental picture of the highways and byways of central Kiev, based on 320 individual routes with thousands of stopping places.

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Well, not exactly - the cabbie can take you where you want to go within Kiev, but only your bisexual escort girls can take you to paradise!